Why R They So Messy?

Whether they are big or small they are just plain messy! They are born messy and probably leave messy. I am talking about boys! I don't care if they are just sitting in the car, playing, reading, and by God they are even dirty in the tub!!

Take today. I send Noah into the bathroom after eating. Eating was a mess. Milk, cheese stick, angel hair pasta (the pasta roni version), and a hot dog (no ketchup, mustard or bun). We decide the cheese stick should be strung into pieces and then slide it in and out of our mouth until it becomes soft and ishy, then eat it. The hot dog has to have its skin tore off as we must each part separately. The angel hair must be slurped and the milk spilled. This is just from Noah. Dinner for Peter was baby cereal mixed with baby green beans and some small pieces of hot dog (have to try meat, if that is what u can call it, at some point, the boy needs his protein!). The bean/cereal mixture goes in and part comes out, mostly in, but still messy, the hot dog pieces did make it down the throat but a huge sneeze brought some back up along with snot. Not sure if that was on his menu but he didn't seem to mind!

Then on to dessert for Noah. Must eat the cookie while spinning around on the stool at the island in the kitchen (I often tell him to face the table and I am reminded often that "it is not a table Mom"). Crumbs and chocolate everywhere. Done with the cookies as we sent 6 across the street so I no longer have to deal with their mess (at least not until we make another batch).

Then Noah's version of "washing up". The dirt, food, etc. for sure comes off of him but I am never quite sure how the hell it ends up on the counter, the faucet, inside the sink, the mirror, everywhere but down the drain.

Then Peter. He is such a beautiful baby. But he is so urpy!!! So his cute outfit and cute self became covered in the half digested version of his dinner. Was not appealing the first time and is DEFINITELY not appealing the second time. In all seriousness he is just rank. But I still love him, and kiss him, and hug him, and gag! :)

We end the dirty day in the tub. One would think this is the clean zone. Oh no. Wash dirty boys and then the cute little sweet innocent one does the whole "poopin in the tub" AGAIN. Why I ask?!!?!?!? Noah never did it this much. Maybe cold baths would harden the shit and therefore it would not exit in the tub!

Now they are all clean. Dry. Lotioned. PJ'ed and tucked into bed and preparing for another messy day ahead!

How Sweet It Is!!!